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Why my English Class is Scared of Me

  • Classmate:

    So you're going into Medical Science?

  • Me:

    Yep.

  • Classmate:

    To become a doctor/coroner.

  • Me:

    Yep.

  • Classmate:

    You're good at drawing and you like opera.

  • Me:

    I wouldn't call myself good, and I just like a beautiful song.

  • Classmate:

    Are you a vegetarian or vegan?

  • Me:

    ...No?

  • Classmate:

    YOU'RE THE NEXT HANNIBAL. I'M CALLING THIS RIGHT NOW. IN TEN YEARS WHEN YOU START EATING PEOPLE, I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT IT WAS YOU.

  • Me:

    What if you're my first target?

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